Funny Christmas Candles - Remember My December Birthday

Being born in late December means a lifetime of one gift, one card and one cake with tinsel on it. "All I Want For Christmas Is For Someone To Remember My December Birthday" is the complaint, finally in writing.

Hand poured with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas, it is a birthday gift that refuses to be folded into the holiday pile. A winter baby, a December exchange: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

• "All I Want For Christmas Is For Someone To Remember My December Birthday" — on the Signature White jar
• A white-printed label on plain glass, without a sprig of holly on it
• Natural soy wax — plant-based, an even burn with no petroleum wax
• Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
• Cranberry Christmas — tart cranberry, orange peel and brown sugar
• 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, still burning long after the tree is down
• Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

A December birthday, winter babies, a birthday dinner in the worst week of the year, secret santa, and anyone handed one present labelled "for both".

Product Details

• Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
• Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
• Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
• Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
• Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
• Item: SW-1988-16

Scent

16. Cranberry Christmas - Tart Cranberry, Orange Peel & Brown Sugar

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good birthday gift for someone born a few days before Christmas?
A: A December birthday needs a gift that names the birthday out loud, which is exactly what this label does. Anything generically festive proves their point for them.

Q: How do you make a December birthday feel separate from the holidays?
A: Give the birthday gift on the actual date and never on the twenty-fifth, however convenient that is. A gift that jokes about the problem shows you thought about it.

Q: Should a December birthday gift be wrapped in birthday paper or holiday paper?
A: Use birthday paper, always, because holiday paper is the exact thing winter babies complain about. It is the detail they will remember.

Q: What do you give a winter baby who insists they do not mind sharing the date?
A: People who say they do not mind sharing the date have been minding it since childhood. Give them the joke and watch how fast they agree with it.

Q: Which scent suits a birthday dinner rather than a Christmas one?
A: Cranberry and orange peel works for a birthday table because it is wintry without being a carol, so the evening does not turn festive by accident.

Q: Is this candle available in more than one scent?
A: This candle is poured in Cranberry Christmas only, so there is nothing to choose between. Tart cranberry over orange peel and brown sugar is what arrives.