Funny Christmas Candles - Last Christmas I Gave You A Card

The song is about a heart and this is about stationery, which is somehow worse. "Last Christmas I Gave You A Card, The Very Next Day, You Threw It Away" is for the friend who has never once kept anything you handed her.

A soy wax candle poured with 60+ hours of Balsam + Cedar. A gift exchange, secret santa, the friend with a filthy sense of humour and no shelf space: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

• "Last Christmas I Gave You A Card, The Very Next Day, You Threw It Away" — in full
• Signature White jar — a white-printed label on reusable glass
• Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn, no petroleum wax
• Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
• Balsam + Cedar — Fraser fir, balsam and cedar, the real-tree smell
• 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, harder to throw away than a card
• Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

A gift exchange, secret santa, a hostess, best friends, siblings, someone who has everything, and the person who recycled your card before you were out of the driveway.

Product Details

• Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
• Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
• Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
• Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
• Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
• Item: SW-1994-15

Scent

15. Balsam + Cedar - Fraser Fir, Balsam & Cedar

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good gift for the friend who never sends a card back?
A: Give the friend who never reciprocates something that makes the point for you and still smells good. A candle printed with the grievance covers both jobs at once.

Q: Do people actually keep a joke gift, or does it get passed on?
A: A joke gift gets kept when it is also genuinely usable, which is why a full-size scented candle survives the January clear-out. The line is the reason it stays out.

Q: What is a good Christmas gift for a friend with a filthy sense of humour?
A: Buy the friend with a filthy sense of humour something she can leave in plain sight, because the fun is in other people reading it. A saying candle is built for that.

Q: Is a candle a strong enough gift on its own for a close friend?
A: A 13.5 oz hand poured candle stands alone for a close friend, especially when the label is written about her specifically. Nothing needs to be added to it.

Q: Which scent should I choose for a friend who loves a real tree?
A: Balsam and cedar is the choice for anyone who insists on a real tree, since it is the same fir note without the water tray. It also carries into January.

Q: What is the wax made from in a Cedar Crate candle?
A: The wax is natural soy, which is plant-based rather than petroleum-derived, paired with a cotton wick and phthalate-free fragrance oils. Nothing in it is animal-derived.