Funny Candles - Would Poop Here Again Bathroom Gift 13.5 oz

Every guest finds the bathroom eventually, and that is where the reading happens. As funny candles go, few land faster than "Would Poop Here Again *" sitting on the back of the tank.

Hand poured from 100% soy wax, 13.5 oz and 60+ hours of it. Housewarmings, new homeowners, white elephant swaps — this is the one that gets photographed.

Why You'll Love It

• "Would Poop Here Again *" — a five star review nobody asked for
• 100% soy wax and a cotton wick — a clean, even burn, no petroleum wax
• Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
• Poured in Sunlit Lavender: lavender, lily, woods and lemon
• 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, so the joke pays off for months
• Reusable glass jar — cotton swabs, hair ties, a second life
• Hand poured in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Housewarmings, first-time homeowners, white elephant swaps, closing day, powder rooms, guest baths, Father's Day, and anyone who keeps reading material next to the toilet.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
• Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
• Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
• Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
• Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
• Item: S-1058-9

Scent

8. Sunlit Lavender - Lavender, Lily, Woods & Lemon

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a funny gift for someone who just bought a house?
A: A funny candle is one of the easiest new-homeowner gifts to get right, because it works in a house you have never walked through. This one is a 13.5 oz soy candle aimed squarely at the guest bathroom.

Q: Are soy candles safe to burn in a small bathroom?
A: Soy wax burns cleanly, and this one uses phthalate-free fragrance oils and a cotton wick with no lead core. Keep it on a flat surface away from towels and never leave it lit unattended.

Q: How long does a 13.5 oz jar candle burn?
A: This jar gives 60+ hours. Let the first light run until the melted wax reaches the edge of the glass, then trim the wick to 1/4" before every light after that.

Q: Is lavender a good scent for a bathroom?
A: Lavender is the safest bathroom scent there is — soft, clean, and not fighting with anything else in the room. Sunlit Lavender pairs it with lily, woods and lemon so it reads fresh rather than floral.

Q: Who makes these funny candles?
A: Cedar Crate Market pours every candle by hand in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota. Made in the USA, start to finish.

Q: What can I do with the jar once the wax is gone?
A: Wash the glass in warm soapy water and it turns into bathroom storage — cotton swabs, hair ties, a very small plant. The label stays put, which is half the fun.