Christmas Candles - I Like Big Nuts And I Cannot Lie 13.5 oz

It is a joke about mixed nuts and every adult at the table knows it is not. "I Like Big Nuts And I Cannot Lie" is the one pulled out of the pile, held up for the room, and immediately stolen by somebody's uncle.

Hand poured in the Signature Color jar with 60+ hours of Cinnamon Spice. White elephant, an adults-only swap, a group that can take it: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

• "I Like Big Nuts And I Cannot Lie" — a punchline that survives being read to a room
• Natural soy wax — plant-based, no petroleum wax, an even burn to the glass
• Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
• Cinnamon Spice — cinnamon spice over brown sugar and vanilla
• A 13.5 oz jar with 60+ hours in it
• Cotton wick with no lead core, for a steady flame and honest scent throw
• Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

White elephant, an adults-only swap, coworkers who swear at the coffee machine, your brother, and anyone who has ever set out a bowl of mixed nuts ironically.

Product Details

• Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
• Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
• Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
• Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
• Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
• Item: SC-1765-25

Scent

25. Cinnamon Spice - Cinnamon Spice, Brown Sugar & Vanilla

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is a candle with a rude saying okay for a white elephant game?
A: A mildly rude candle is usually the most-stolen item in a white elephant round, provided the group is all adults. Read the room before you wrap it.

Q: Will a joke candle land with a group that does not know each other well?
A: A double entendre travels better than an inside joke when half the room are strangers, because everyone gets it at the same speed. This one is broad enough.

Q: Can I put this out during a party or should I keep the label turned around?
A: Turn the label to the wall for the in-laws and turn it back when they leave. The jar itself is plain glass, so it works as decor either way.

Q: What do I do with the jar when the wax runs low?
A: Wash the last of the wax out with warm soapy water and the jar becomes a nut bowl, which is the only correct answer here. Failing that it holds pens or matches.

Q: Does a Signature Color candle look out of place in a modern kitchen?
A: A color-printed label on clear glass reads as decor rather than as a novelty in a plain kitchen. Keep it near the kettle where people pick things up and read them.

Q: How do I stop a candle from tunneling down the middle?
A: Let the first light run until the melted wax reaches the edge of the glass, which takes two to three hours. Trim the wick to 1/4" after that and it stays even.