{"product_id":"funny-christmas-candles-remember-my-december-birthday","title":"Funny Christmas Candles - Remember My December Birthday","description":"\u003cp\u003eBeing born in late December means a lifetime of one gift, one card and one cake with tinsel on it. \"All I Want For Christmas Is For Someone To Remember My December Birthday\" is the complaint, finally in writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHand poured with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas, it is a birthday gift that refuses to be folded into the holiday pile. A winter baby, a December exchange: this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"All I Want For Christmas Is For Someone To Remember My December Birthday\" — on the Signature White jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA white-printed label on plain glass, without a sprig of holly on it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural soy wax — plant-based, an even burn with no petroleum wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCranberry Christmas — tart cranberry, orange peel and brown sugar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, still burning long after the tree is down\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA December birthday, winter babies, a birthday dinner in the worst week of the year, secret santa, and anyone handed one present labelled \"for both\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttributes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e SW-1988-16\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e16. Cranberry Christmas - Tart Cranberry, Orange Peel \u0026amp; Brown Sugar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What is a good birthday gift for someone born a few days before Christmas?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e A December birthday needs a gift that names the birthday out loud, which is exactly what this label does. Anything generically festive proves their point for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e How do you make a December birthday feel separate from the holidays?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Give the birthday gift on the actual date and never on the twenty-fifth, however convenient that is. A gift that jokes about the problem shows you thought about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Should a December birthday gift be wrapped in birthday paper or holiday paper?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Use birthday paper, always, because holiday paper is the exact thing winter babies complain about. It is the detail they will remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What do you give a winter baby who insists they do not mind sharing the date?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e People who say they do not mind sharing the date have been minding it since childhood. Give them the joke and watch how fast they agree with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Which scent suits a birthday dinner rather than a Christmas one?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cranberry and orange peel works for a birthday table because it is wintry without being a carol, so the evening does not turn festive by accident.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is this candle available in more than one scent?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e This candle is poured in Cranberry Christmas only, so there is nothing to choose between. 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