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White elephant, an adults-only swap, a group that can take it: this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"I Like Big Nuts And I Cannot Lie\" — a punchline that survives being read to a room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural soy wax — plant-based, no petroleum wax, an even burn to the glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCinnamon Spice — cinnamon spice over brown sugar and vanilla\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA 13.5 oz jar with 60+ hours in it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton wick with no lead core, for a steady flame and honest scent throw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhite elephant, an adults-only swap, coworkers who swear at the coffee machine, your brother, and anyone who has ever set out a bowl of mixed nuts ironically.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttributes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e SC-1765-25\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e25. 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This one is broad enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Can I put this out during a party or should I keep the label turned around?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Turn the label to the wall for the in-laws and turn it back when they leave. The jar itself is plain glass, so it works as decor either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What do I do with the jar when the wax runs low?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash the last of the wax out with warm soapy water and the jar becomes a nut bowl, which is the only correct answer here. Failing that it holds pens or matches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Does a Signature Color candle look out of place in a modern kitchen?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e A color-printed label on clear glass reads as decor rather than as a novelty in a plain kitchen. 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